May 2013
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fishingboatproceeds:
the-blog-of-anne-frank:
I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry
This. Changes. Everything.
jpgay:
me flirting: if you were a cheeto you’d be a hot cheeto
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grodus:
true friendship is being comfortable enough to openly discuss pornography with each other
graysea:
Hello old sport my name old sport is Jay old sport Gatsby old sport
old sport
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hamburgay:
“beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan
internetmessiah:
Hello, 911? *twirls phone cord around finger* sooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?…No you hang up first! Hello? 911?
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If anyone has noticed the great improvement in the UTA’s Engineering Department website, I will gladly take credit for my dad.
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tumblr is so slow right now i have to get on reddit
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apatheticghost:
my dad just yelled “IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE MAKING OUT WITH SOMEONE YOU BETTER NOT HAVE A BOY IN THERE”