"i need a movie where there are kickass female characters"
"i need a movie where the main characters aren’t attractive"
"i need a movie with annoying talking animals"
"i need a movie where the main character lives in a swamp"
"i need a movie that has all star by smash mouth on the soundtrack"
the two questions I get most at work:
1. how old are you? <insert joke asking to see my id and about me not being old enough to serve>
2. how tall are you? <insert comment about my smallness>